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Wednesday, May 25th, 2005
6:58 pm
"If you all have a problem with it and want to call me a pussy, well my only response is "You are what you eat."

I eat pussy, apparently. Hardexcore."

That line from Becca earned a medal of distinction in the field of servage:

"For going above and beyond the call of duty on the battlefield of servin' fools."

Congratulations. (See last post for further information, background).

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Tuesday, May 24th, 2005
8:03 pm - Pure hyperbole?
Surprisingly, only the anonymity of this comment really bothered me. It was posted on an entry that most of you won't see, since it was three days ago and won't show up on your friends page anymore. I'm not going to try to do some silly point by point response, since this is a totally subjective issue, (except the friend part...see below) and that kind of response can't be backed up by objective facts the way a political opinion would be argued.

Except one thing, where the hell did "Anonymous Pussy" get the idea I have no friends? That bothered me simply because it's so patently untrue. Anyway, I've always greatly prefered people who are interesting and funny over boring nice ones, so long as they are loyal friends.

And now, for your chortling pleasure...

A bit too mean spirited? Trent, you are the definition of an asshole. I must say that after an oh so long time of staying dormant, that coming back online to see this lovely message about Michael and Heather in your blog - just really got me worked up. So much in fact, that I must comment on your lack of- well... everything.

I don't understand why you must be so mean to people. And you wonder why you don't have any friends? It's because of comments like this. I don't believe I've read any positive things in your livejournal, which I must say, really is a waste of bandwidth, and generally the english language in every respect. But that's fine... you go right on ahead and continue being an ass, because that's what people expect out of you Trent. A sick, smelly ass, filled with ten hundred pounds of shit. I will be glad to see you leave school this year - I think most of the population of Coupeville will.

Oh, and the reason people end their sentences with exclamation points, are because they actually have passion in what they are saying behind their words. I wish LiveJournal really knew the people behind these words... because you, my friend, would be loooong gone for your hatred at people. But I guess that's the lovely part of America... having free speech. Which means, I can call you a cock-sucking whore... and you can't do a damn thing about it.

I can't wait until you step out into the real world, because the gates of high school won't save you forever... only less than a month, and all your friends are gone forever... and you will have NOTHING... Nothing except you and your lonesome self... any friends that stick with you in life, are true saints, because God knows, I would rather face some murderer with a blunt knife, than to see your horrible face in the halls of our school ever again.

Goodbye, and have a horrible life.

-Evo "Anyonmous Pussy" luid (Added for emphasis)

Anyway, is "Anonymous Pussy" right? For the record, I will concede the entry "Anonymous Pussy" is referring to was a mistake, and I've always hated blatantly mean-spirited shit, but damn. And seriously, if you have such fucking serious beef with me, why are you only telling me with anonymity as your crutch? Why not tell me to my fucking face? Why not? You'd better seriously fucking answer that. For all my faults, you can never say I tried to pussy-foot (no pun intended) around about who I am and if I have a problem with someone that needs to be resolved, I fucking tell them to their face.

Also, I'm 6"3,182 lbs/11% body fat (measured today in weight lifting) so 10,000 lbs isn't quite accurate.

One more thing, at first I began to think (by virtue of seeing that this was a LJ user and not a poster) well at least my LJ hater this time isn't anonym...


Fucking pussy-ass motherfucker.

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Monday, May 23rd, 2005
10:22 pm
Why the fuck did they give me all those scholarships? What the fuck were they thinking, don't they know how much that's gonna fuck me over? How the hell am I gonna get a 3.5 GPA at a college that grades "super hard" when I can't even do my Algebra 2 homework?

current mood: anxious

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10:06 pm
I'm not exactly sure what kind of person that makes me, but I really can't wait to work on my legal brief.

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Sunday, May 22nd, 2005
9:08 pm
Jeeezz...who beat Man U in the FA Cup final yesterday?


We only hate Man Utd.

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Saturday, May 21st, 2005
10:36 pm - Prestegious Successor!
"We need more poeple like Heather Davis!"

Michael Lloyd's website has hit a new low.

And for the record, I really did make it cool to hate her. I was the original, in a way. Now it's a mainstream hatred.

Why are there people who feel compelled to finish every sentence with an exclamation point? (Case in point above).

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Wednesday, May 18th, 2005
9:40 pm
Holy shit I hate people who shit-talk during basketball, especially to total strangers. Luckily, I'm quick witted.

*Man with Rough Ryders tattoo fouls/"blocks" Trent*
RR: Get out bitch!
Trent: Shouldn't you be out hangin' with DMX or something? Besides, that was a blatant foul.
RR: That was no foul you pussy.
Trent: Why would you do that?
RR: Do what?
Trent: Lie to all the good people here.

RR: Are you trying to post up on me?
Trent: I heard that people who shit-talk in basketball do so because they're trying to compensate for (*points to groin area*) certain anatomical shortcomings.
RR: *says nothing*

RR: Look, he's trying to post up on me again!
*Trent scores on the hook shot*
Trent: Maybe if your game could speak for itself you wouldn't have to talk so much shit.

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Friday, May 13th, 2005
7:46 pm
I'm so overwhelmed by the amount of new music I have to copy to my computer. Ryan lent me Grayskul - Deadlivers; Atmosphere - Lucy Ford EPs; Living Legends - Classic; Aesop Rock - Labor Days; Aesop Rock - Fast Cars, Danger, Fire, and Knives; Nas - Streets Disciple; Sage Francis - Personal Journals, The Grouch and Eligh - No More Greener Grasses; The Beastie Boys - Ill Communication; The Last Emperor - Music, Magic, Myth; and Eligh - Enema.

I already had a smattering of songs for a bunch of those albums but getting the whole things is pretty fucking awesome. I had no idea getting so much music could make me so damn happy. Plus, Ted gave me Madvillain - Four Tet Remixes; Edon - Beauty and the Beast; and Mr. Lif - Emergency Remixes.

Oh yeah and prom is tomorrow night. I'm pretty stoked about that too.

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Wednesday, May 11th, 2005
9:33 pm
I hate to talk about petty things but we've got this legal brief thing coming up which I've been totally stoked for but I think my identity of partner is going to ruin it just like my debate. Blake and Gerbil have both already asked me to be their partners on it, but how can I convey to them that I'd rather be partners with someone I'm not that great of friend's with? This project is really damn important to me, getting an A on it would not only redeem me for the debate fiasco but would also help me prove to myself that I can get good grades in college, and keep my scholarship(s) at Gustavus. Who I really want to be partners with is someone like Rosie or Jackie, who I know would take this totally seriously but wouldn't be shitty to work with. Jackie makes for an interesting choice because I did my ASP project last year with her, which basically destroyed our friendship, something I've decided I want to repair. Problem is, they'll probably be partners and I'll end up with Gerbil or most likely Blake. How do you tell a good friend not wanting to work with them on a project doesn't mean they've diminished in your eyes in some way?

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Monday, May 9th, 2005
10:16 pm
The more I think about it, the more the new SAT bothers me. Taking out the analogies is a crime unto itself (and probably the portion of the test that's best at measuring intelligence) but adding in an essay is just stupid. What does an essay test that ain't showin' up on GPA or college entrance essays or interviews? The best thing about the SAT is that it's constructed an IQ test so that it identifies students who've slipped through the cracks of GPA tyranny. Maybe it's just personal - I doubt I would've been nearly as successful in my college search if I would've been forced to use this new test - but doesn't conforming the SAT to make it more like the ACT just stupid? That seems like an action taken by College Board to monopolize standardized tests (by combining the two leading ones, remember that the ACT is operated by a different, smaller, company and less widely used) and increase profit margin at the expense of the students these tests are supposed to be benefitting.

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Sunday, May 8th, 2005
8:47 am
So my new job is as a dockhand at the wharf.

That means you have to vote on your favourite of two dockhand outifts.

1: Eastern European skullcap + extremely thick turtleneck. And a constant surly expression. (In Hunguary and Poland, everyone still dresses like that. I thought that went out around 1919).

2. Corncob pipe, straw hat, bamboo fishing pole, and overalls with one shoulder strap loose and the pants part rolled up to the knees.

It's seriously a bitchin' job though. The hardest thing I did yesterday was windex the windows and being out in the sun surrounded by water is pretty relaxing. I'll do one job that takes maybe half hour, followed by walking around for two hours occasionally helping moor boats. Plus, dockhand is litterally my job title. Normally when I say "litterally" it means I'm outrageously lying, but this time I'm not.

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Sunday, May 1st, 2005
10:31 pm
Ok, Mack, my best friend from Bellevue, posted those last four entries.

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Saturday, April 30th, 2005
7:08 pm

I cant put this book down!

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men > women

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6:59 pm

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Friday, April 29th, 2005
9:23 pm
mack is here, yeah the one who slapped that one asain girl who moved to australia

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Wednesday, April 27th, 2005
11:47 pm
Jessica Graham asking me to prom was probably one of the most surprising incidents in my life.

Of course, I said no.

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Monday, April 25th, 2005
3:13 pm - In weight training today
Trent: So yeah, Mindy Wilcox gave me my haircut.
Blake: I had a dream about her last night.
Trent: Dare I ask what it was about?
Blake: I boned her in it.
Trent: I still can't believe she's 42 ...when you woke up were the sheets wet?
Blake: No dude! You're gross.
Trent: Dude, I think that's a pretty reasonable question.

Jessica: Gerbil, I'm not going to tell you who I'm going to prom with.
Gerbil: Punch til' tell!
(Gerbil and Trevor start punching Jessica, who eventually recants)

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Wednesday, April 20th, 2005
9:55 pm
Holy fucking SHIT, me and Trevor annihilated in South Whidbey Men's league tonight. Out of like 20 guys, we're the only high schoolers, but we're also the best. Jesus Christ, that'll probably end up being the highlight of my month.

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Sunday, April 17th, 2005
1:17 pm
Editing Wikipedia articles is way more addicting than it sounds.

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